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Festivals & HolidaysThursday, December 3

Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some!)

Thursday, December 3 · 7:30-9:15 p.m. · The Vault Theater & Event Space

7:30-9:15 p.m.
When
  • Thursday, December 3 · 7:30-9:15 p.m.
Where
The Vault Theater & Event Space350 E Main St · Hillsboro, OR · 97123
Good to know
$30

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About this event

Three actors. 90 minutes. Every Christmas story ever written.

What could possibly go wrong?

Michael Carleton, James FitzGerald, and John K. Alvarez’s gloriously unhinged Christmas comedy is exactly what it sounds like; A Christmas Carol . Rudolph. It’s a Wonderful Life . The Grinch. All of it, and more, crammed into a single evening by three increasingly desperate performers who absolutely, without question have bitten off more than they can chew.

Rapid-fire parody, breakneck costume changes, and a festive frenzy that is Bag&Baggage doing the holidays the only way we know how: hilariously.

Whether you love the holidays, love laughing at them, or both, this one’s for you. (It’s both, really. It’s for sure both.)

Show Dates: December 3 – 20, 2026

Thurs – Sat at 7:30pm, Sun at 2pm

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Special Dates:

Thursday, December 3 is a preview night, with discounted tickets.

Friday, December 4, is Opening Night!

Sat, Dec. 12 – ASL Interpreted Performance

Sun, Dec. 13 – Audio Described Performance

To get discounted tickets for any performance, consider buying a Season Subscription !

From Bag&Baggage Productions

Listed by CitySpark: Hillsboro, OR and Bag&Baggage Productions (The Events Calendar), gathered by the McMinnville events calendar.